Lunar seating remains disputed
Inuclips
One dog blocked the moon and attendance immediately became mandatory.
Ticker
$INUCLI. Six letters for one seated dog.
Assigned Seat
Highest dry patch, claimed before sunset.
Arrival Time
Early enough to inconvenience every telescope.
Moon Condition
Full, bright, and mostly behind his head.
Tail Position
Curled left in a private orbit.
Audience Duty
Applaud when ears meet craters.
Quiet Obstruction
Nobody invited Inuclips to the ridge. He arrived before the folding chairs, selected the moon’s exact center, and sat down. The astronomy club adjusted three telescopes and called the obstruction rare. He has not moved. The moon keeps excellent time behind him, and the crowd now applauds whenever his ears line up with the craters.
Please observe the seated obstruction.